d0nn0:

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

image

here we have the wild and endangered Donasaur in his natural habitat



Anonymous
Do puns physically hurt you?

bewbin:

bombing:

bewbin:

bombing:

every pun I see shaves about 12 years off my total life span and also it’s illegal to make them around me

Wow that’s some severe pun-ishment

ARGHHHHH

dont say argh. pirate speak is addictive and you’ll get hooked 



drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night



plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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